Hi for one thing, its been a while since I blogged blogged, whatever blogged blogged is...?
But I was reading over some of my old blogs, they are so funny. Seriously not trying to sound like I have a big head or anything but if I made youtube video's this good and random I'd say I would be popular.
Speaking of popular, I was featured recently, wow! Well it was impressive for me because I was never featured. But after a heap of new subbers, I am afraid of making a new video. Because it has to be dramatic and catchy and ... well I dunno, in with the times and hard hitting topics. I gotta try and appeal to my new followers. I'll make a naked vlog and see what happens ... mmmm nah too many repercussions like being arrested and your parents seeing you naked on the internet.
That just doesn't sound appealing at all. I can only imaging what the conversation would go like.
Dad: So, Jake I seen your new video.
Me: Oh, right. You seen it ... yes.
Dad: um yeah..... do .. do you have anything to tell us?
Me: Ummm No ... Not that I know of
Mam: Are you depressed, or lonely?
Me: No I'm fine!
Dad: Your not gay are you?
Me: No I'm perfectly straight thank you.
Mam: Because if you are, we love you just the way you are. You know that.
Dad: Uhhh yeah sure... ... mmm
Me: Look I'm fine, I know about the video, its ok it was taken down I was trying to be wild and unpredictable there is nothing wrong with me, Im not depressed, and I am defiantly not gay.
Dad: Ok Ok son just checking. ...... Your not in any porno's are you? Because if you are I need the names of them so I don't bump into them.
............. Right ok this blog is going in a weird direction, by the way that conversation never took place. I have always kept my clothes on, on youtube, and my parents don't think I am gay. Well I hope they don't anyways.
Ok sleepy time!
Peace,
Jake.
No comments:
Post a Comment