Balls! everything is looking shitty, and a quick mention of valentines day.

I have a habit of leaving out the title of my blogs, I think I will call this one "Balls! everything is looking shitty"

Hello,

I just bought a new desk today and I was like, mmm well I might as well use it, so I'm using it as a surface to type this blog, with the use of my fingers, on my keyboard.

I''m stalling, sorry .....

I'm honestly a little worried for the possibility of re introducing 3rd level fees. Which would suck ass and taste terrible. I think it would be a huge mistake, and then I'd be a little bit stuck and I .... it would be just a bad idea, and a whole lot of people would be affected drastically.

I dunno what else to say, I'm tired so I might go to bed early I want to be up early, I have the bad habit of not getting up for the time I should be getting up at and I am always late.

Well this blog is turning out to be shit.

Ah Valentines day, the day for lovers, and potential suicidal people. If your like me and neither of those, you might be wondering what can you do to make that horrible unimportant day pass without feeling down, or lonely. There is so much you can do, like drink until you pass out.

WARNING: WHILE DRINKING ON V-DAY MAKE SURE YOU LOCK ALL PHONES AWAY BECAUSE DUNKING TEXT MESSAGES ARE NEVER!!! GOOD.

But I'll jot down a few ideas, and I will be back with a comedic video for all you (you all who are not reading this) to indulge in .

Bye for now!

Jake.

A late night (ish) Post of a revelation.

Ok,

Hi for one thing, its been a while since I blogged blogged, whatever blogged blogged is...?

But I was reading over some of my old blogs, they are so funny. Seriously not trying to sound like I have a big head or anything but if I made youtube video's this good and random I'd say I would be popular.

Speaking of popular, I was featured recently, wow! Well it was impressive for me because I was never featured. But after a heap of new subbers, I am afraid of making a new video. Because it has to be dramatic and catchy and ... well I dunno, in with the times and hard hitting topics. I gotta try and appeal to my new followers. I'll make a naked vlog and see what happens ... mmmm nah too many repercussions like being arrested and your parents seeing you naked on the internet.

That just doesn't sound appealing at all. I can only imaging what the conversation would go like.

Dad: So, Jake I seen your new video.

Me: Oh, right. You seen it ... yes.

Dad: um yeah..... do .. do you have anything to tell us?

Me: Ummm No ... Not that I know of

Mam: Are you depressed, or lonely?

Me: No I'm fine!

Dad: Your not gay are you?

Me: No I'm perfectly straight thank you.

Mam: Because if you are, we love you just the way you are. You know that.

Dad: Uhhh yeah sure... ... mmm

Me: Look I'm fine, I know about the video, its ok it was taken down I was trying to be wild and unpredictable there is nothing wrong with me, Im not depressed, and I am defiantly not gay.

Dad: Ok Ok son just checking. ...... Your not in any porno's are you? Because if you are I need the names of them so I don't bump into them.

............. Right ok this blog is going in a weird direction, by the way that conversation never took place. I have always kept my clothes on, on youtube, and my parents don't think I am gay. Well I hope they don't anyways.

Ok sleepy time!

Peace,

Jake.