Pain and Blood

Its half six in the morning (at the time of writing) and the unfortunate reason why I'm up this early is in the title.

Around 4 days ago I was in a fight, well ... yeah ok a fight, and without going into detail about what happened he basically hit me with a pretty good punch into the side of the jaw. Which resulted in me getting a busted lip. Which at the time wasn't too bad.

But I wake up at around six, coughing to which I covered my mouth only to cough out some blood onto my hand. So I went down to the bathroom mirror to rinse out my mouth to see that my whole face is covered in blood. I spit out some more blood and I'm trying to figure out what is causing this amount of bleeding. 

But in that sense I decide to rinse out my mouth with salt water to clean out the cuts that was forcing blood to fill up in my mouth. 

I knew this was going to hurt, and it actually took me a bit of mental motivation to get me to endure such a painful hardship.

After that... well lets say it was one of the most agonizing things that I have experienced in a while. It was actually mind numbingly painful.

So now I'm sitting in my bed with my mouth throbbingly painful, stuffed with a heap of cotton wool to absorb the blood. And for some reason I have had the urge to tell you this story. 

I am also thinking of how much a prick that guy is :), what an ass. 

Peace out people. 

-JB

Live on Stickam? Maybe

Hello interweb buddies. 

I'm thinking about doing a live video host thing on the popular webcam site "Stickam" I'm sure you heard of it. 

I would like all who are interested in watching my first live event to post the time you would most likely be active, and your time zone.

If your not going to watch thats fine, its your loss your going to miss out on awesomeness of the 3rd kind... whatever that is.

So yeah, time zone and any additional information you feel like inputting.  Like cheese. 

Peace

JB

P.S something pretty cool happened and I was all like woah! and yeah I'll talk about it on Stickam and YouTube soon.

Two years on YouTube - The best bits

Hi,

Just a quicky to say I posted my YouTube birthday video, and that you should check it out.

The down side of that is that its 14 minuets long ... which is really long. But there was a lot of best bits.

I just wanna thank my subscribers for sticking with me for 2 years and I really appreciate it. And I hope you will continue to watch my videos for the duration of my life on YouTube.

Heres the link.

Two Years on YouTube - The best bits <<<

Many thanks again. 

- JB

Random thoughts of 7:30 am

Considering I said last night "I'm too tired to write anything now" like the whiney bitch I am. It's still 7:30 am. I am awake this early to wish mo parentals a happy holiday in which they go and soak in the sun rays in the lovely Santa Ponca region of spain. Whilst I stay at home and mind the dogs.... in the shitty Irish summer that this turned out to be.

It's not all bad though, I'm on my own in the house for a week. One must recall the phrase "What comes before Part B?" (The reply I normally get is "What are you talking about?") the real answer is "Part A!" Get it? Party? Part "A" . 

I'm actually not surprised that nobody gets it, it's not that they are illiterate or anything. It's just that their sense of humor is joke on its own. (This is a quick mention on some of the people I am surrounded with, not you lovely people of the world) 

The stuff that I find funny doesn't even phase some people (Arrrgggh sun is shining in my eyes, my bed is facing out the window) their sense of humor is more "Ah ha! Look at those two travelers boxing!" which for some reason is hilarious. 

And some people think I'm weird on YouTube. Puft! What assholes!

Anywho, I digress. I was leading onto the point of saying party in my house? But no. I've been to too many house parties to know not to have my own. Disaster! If its some girl who doesn't know how to hold her Bladder and takes a piss on a bed. Or some random guy spitting on everything. Or the guy who comes and thinks he owns the place, then he starts a fight with everyone there, even the owner. 

Nah, I'll go to any party. But I wouldn't have a party. Waaaayyyyyy to much hassle. 

The nice blinding light in my eyes has been replaced with an angry dark cloud. I actually remember the days when we used to get summer sunny weather. Fuck you Global Warming climate shift ... thing!

OMG!!!! Its my YouTube birthday tomorrow, I'm so totally excited. Two years on YouTube! 

Im not really that excited, it is an achievement for me though, two years, I have a nice special video going up, you should check it out. 

After that, I cant conjure up anything more random to say, it has been all taught up from my head. So I'm going to roll over and sleep now for an hour at least.

Night/morning/ afternoon.

Bye for now!

-Jake 

Screw You Live Journal

Ah ha! Screw you Live Journal. 

I have a more fun way of blogging now, I can bring my wittiness here! To whatever this site is called... 

Aye, its late, I'm really not in the mood of typing something so I'll just post this and wait until the morrow to do something.